The shop windows are full of Back to School posters, but it’s a few years since I’ve needed to mark the start of autumn with a navy blue skirt, so I had a different shopping goal.
Given my extreme customer loyalty to Marks and Spencer, it is perhaps surprising that I’m not one of the massive number of British women who head there to buy their bras.
I don’t have a lot of frontage. Cleavage is just a word in the dictionary as far as I’m concerned, and to be honest, bras are not something I’ve been fantastically interested in, or concerned about, particularly as this is about the only part of my anatomy that doesn’t seem to have succumbed to gravity.
But my good friend Sarah, who has a bust A listers would die for, became a woman with a mission to make me change my ways.
“What on earth are you wearing?” she’d demand. Then, as I was still wondering how my blouse/shoes/skirt/jumper/trousers had offended, she’d unceremoniously put her hand up the back of my top so that I felt like an oversized glove puppet.
“This,” she’d say, pulling at the back of some poor bra whose elasticity was a thing of the past, “is the wrong size.”
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